So let’s skim a few stones across the surface of Lake Blog:

Honestly, I did not watch any of “Rock Star: Supernova” except for ten minutes of the Grand Finale last night. So don’t think that my observation here reflects dedicated hours of attention to reality television. Here’s what I learned:

To be cool, you have to say bitch a lot. As in, “Yo, I need to rock this bitch now.” You also have to say that everything kicks ass. I don’t mind saying that something is kick-ass every now and again, but if you’re on a television show that will make you a rock star, then you have to say “That kicks ass, bitch” over and over again. And you have to do it in prime time on network television. And then your network news department has to run pieces that lament the decline of American culture.

Even Comedy Central keeps Dave Chappelle in a box until later in prime time. And it’s kind of disappointing hearing the rock stars say bitch over and over again after you’ve heard Dave Chappelle use the word with such mastery. In fact, they ought to retire the word bitch and leave only a sound clip of Dave Chappelle’s voice as a reminder of the beauty and power of the term.

That was an active stone.

So yes, I’m rockin’ some product in the salt-and-pepa today. After Jimmy Z activated a man crush at Roman and Reka’s wedding with his new approach to male grooming, I felt that I might try a little product in my own hair. Got something to say? Ya betta check yaself.

Of course, I stood in the rain for ten minutes, possibly to express some buyer’s remorse over said product application.

Aren’t I versatile in use of language?