Ok, so I'm learning Spanish. Today I wrote the following in my notebook:

Mi Dia
by Miguel McAteer

Yo se despierto debajo de la sabana en mi cama. Yo voy al bano, se cepillo los dientes con mi cepilla el dientes, y se lavo la cara. Yo voy a la cocina y desayuno, bebo café con leche.

En el verano, llevo camisetas. Yo tengo el pelo negro y pequeno canoso. Yo se cepillo el pelo, voy a trabajo en mi carro. Yo soy maestro en una escuela. Enseno leyendo y escribiendo.

Despues trabajo, yo voy a mi casa. Antes cenar, yo se lavo los mano sucios. Bebo vino, cerveza o agua, se cepillo los dientes con dentrifico. Yo duerme en me cama en mi dormitorio, y sueno.


Now I will enter the same text into a free translation website.

My Day
by Michael McAteer
I was awake under the covers in my bed. I go to the bathroom, brush my teeth with brushing teeth and wash my face. I go to the kitchen and eat breakfast, drink coffee with milk.

In the summer, I have T-shirts. I have the black and gray hair. I will brush my hair, and handling to work on my car. I am a teacher in a school. I teach reading and writing.

After work, I am going home. Before dinner, I wash my hands dirty. I drink wine, beer or water, brush your teeth with toothpaste. I sleep in my bed in my bedroom, and sleep.

Compelling story. Geesh. This translator must not be speaking Latin American Spanish. After all, it couldn't possibly be me.