El Posto Blogo en Espanol, Part Deux

By now, Lebron, you know that I'm trying to learn Spanish. One of the things I'm trying to do from time to time is write posts in Spanish as a way of making fun of myself before anyone else can. It's also pretty useful to go through the struggle of trying to write something but not having the words or any confidence in the order in which you put them.

So this is what I wrote poolside this afternoon in my effort to put my Rosetta Stone lessons to practical use.

Mi Casa

Afuera, nosotros tenemos el pasto verde.

Cuando usted abierta la puerta,usted vea la sala de estar al izquierdo, y la sala de estar al derecho, donde hay un televisor y un coche y dos sillas. Hay un radio y hay los juguetes.

En la cocina nosotros tenemos una mesa y cuatro sillas. Cuando nosotros comemos, nosotros miramos el televisor algunas veces. En los cabinetos nosotros tenemos tazas, tazones y platos. Nosotros compramos las frutas, las verduras y las vegetales, y carne y queso, y leche y huevos del supermercado. Nosotros lavamos los platos en el fregadero.

En la oficina, nosotros tenemos un computadora, un laptop y un telefono. El telefono esta sobre la mesa en la oficina, pero el cumputador esta debajo la mesa.

Nosotros tenemos los dormitorios cuatro. En todos de las dormitorios, nosotros tenemos las camas con las almohadas, las sabanas y las frazadas. En el dormitorio de mi y mi esposa, nosotros tenemos un televisor. Mi esposa tiene sus joyas su la mesa del noche.

Por ropas, tengo algo de camisas, las camisetas, los pantalones, sueters y calcetines. No tengo muchos cinturones, pero tengo mucho corbatas. Mi esposa tiene muchos, muchos camisas, faldas y vestidos, y mucho, mucho zapatas.

En el bano, nosotros lavamos con jabon y agua sus los manos y las caras cuando estan sucias. Nosotros usamos las toallas lo hacer seco.

Gracias pos leyendo por mi casa.

Excuse me for a few minutes while I go and paste this into a free translation website. I'll paste their translation below, and we'll all have a big laugh, except for me. I'll be the one crying.

Actually, it's not that horrendous. This translation was courtesy of translate.google.com. I had put it into a different translator but it kept including the Spanish words in the English translation. Enjoy.


Mi Casa
Outside, we have the green grass.

When you open the door, you see the living room to the left, and the living room to the right, where there is a television and a car and two chairs. There is a radio and there are toys.

In the kitchen we have a table and four chairs. When we eat, we look at the TV sometimes. In the cabinets we have cups, bowls and plates. We buy fruit, vegetables and vegetables, and meat and cheese, milk and eggs from the supermarket. We wash the dishes in the sink.

In the office, we have a computer, a laptop and a phone. The phone is on the table in the office, but the computer is under the table.

We have four bedrooms. In all of the bedrooms, we have the beds with pillows, sheets and blankets. In the bedroom of my and my wife, we have a TV. My wife has her jewels its the night table.

For clothes, I have some shirts, shirts, pants, sweaters and socks. No I have many belts, but I have long ties. My wife has many, many shirts, skirts and dresses, and many, many shoes.

In the bathroom, we wash with soap and water its the hands and faces when they are dirty. We use the towels to dry.

Thanks for reading my post house. (oops, "pos" was a typo for "por," which likely wouldn't have made sense anyway)

Let's see what el futuro brings us once I learn how to use pronouns and verb tenses other than the present.